SHREK: Oh! Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. . MIRROR: So, will it be: bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two, or bachelorette number three? I'm fine. OLD WOMAN: Oh, oh, he's justhe's just a little nervous. SHREK: (to Donkey) That wasn't in the job description. I'd-- uh, uh(sighs) I'm in trouble. That really made me feel good to see that. Don't mess with me. SHREK: Oh, no. FIONA: Uh, you know, I'll make you some tea. FIONA: You know, we kind of got off to a bad start yesterday and I wanted to make it up to you. Shrek uses the ropes to launch himself at two knights, knocking them over with his arms. FIONA: I have to. SHREK: No! I was just kidding. OLD WOMAN: Oh, go ahead, little fella. FIONA: But we have to savor this moment! Also available to rent on Apple TV, Amazon , Google Play , iTunes , YouTube. DONKEY: You know, I do too. It is the sequel to Shrek. The two gaze up at Duloc Castle, a building that towers over the rest of the kingdom. Shrek takes the mug and smashes the spigot off the large barrel of beer behind him. Please! SHREK: Believe me, Donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. Ella le pregunta el porqu de su reaccin y l le responde que haba escuchado todo y que efectivamente nadie podra amar a una bestia tan repugnante y fea. Now, tell me! Farquaad lays in bed with the Magic Mirror set up at the foot of the bed. Show replies s i n a e r y s . One of the guards looms over him and he begins to scurry away, muttering to himself. ", SHREK: What did I say about singing? I mean, after all, you did rescue me. Welcome to the Internet Movie Script Database (IMSDb) If you enjoy movies you've come to the right place, we have the biggest collection of movie scripts available anywhere on the web. He sees the Three Blind Mice on his table. SHREK: Hey, come on. Shrek shakes his head and starts walking back to his swamp. Shrek manages to grab Donkey out of the way just as the dragon breathes another fireball. Hey! SHREK: Okay, you two, head for the exit! Shrek turns, takes note of the princess and walks across the room over to her. FARQUAAD: Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane? The Dragon's Keep towered before them, a dilapidated castle, burned and blackened. Shrek backs away and bumps into a tree stump. All of you, move it! SHREK: Oh! I see what's goin' on here. I mean, of course you're a girl dragon. They head off. It is the Magic Mirror. Fiona is put off by this exchange. I'm the talking-est damn thing you ever saw. No, no. Shrek the Third begins with Shrek poised to inherit the kingdom of Far Far Away. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from! Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book of the same name by William Steig.Directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson (in their feature directorial debuts) and written by Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, and Roger S. H. Schulman, it is the first installment in the Shrek film series. FARQUAAD: Who cares?! Fiona tosses her bouquet which both Cinderella and Snow White try to catch. Dragon picks him up by the tail in her mouth and happily carries him off. VOICE: "Until you find true love's first kiss and then take love's true form. Arabic. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. DONKEY: Oh, wow! Donkey drops to the floor to avoid another fireball, which manages to singe the tuft of his tail. DONKEY: Hey, that's what friends are for, right? This button displays the currently selected search type. How do you do that? The beer comes rushing out drenching the. Shrek, now disguised as a knight in shining armor walks off further into the castle. He looks in horror at the witch and a group of dwarves being loaded into a wagon. It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me--. SHREK: You're crazy. You cut me real deep just now. Andhere they are! Does that sound good to you? You're just reeking of feminine beauty. Donkey looks confused, the joke is once again lost on him. Dubbed musicals have an incredible number of constraints in terms of number of syllables, scansion, etc., so the script translators need to be given a tremendous amount of leeway and creative freedom. Oh, this? Shrek grins and gets up while Donkey is still crossing, launching him back to the other side. Fiona points downwards at a small arrow jutting out of Shrek's behind. You're not that ugly. FARQUAAD: She's married to the muffin man A door opens and the Captain of the Duloc Guards steps in. I can change. DONKEY: Slow down. Donkey is asleep. Shrek 2 is a 2004 animated film in which Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage, not knowing that the newlyweds are both ogres. No! Get up! Login . Thelonius takes one of the cards and writes 'Awwww' on the back and shows it to the congregation. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs (Grabs the helmet and puts it on). SHREK: You know, maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk. They end get into a cat fight and Dragon catches the bouquet instead. You're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. Don't let them do this! DONKEY: Go ahead, have some fun. DONKEY: There's a line, there's a line you gotta wait for. (smiles evilly). He rushes down the tower's staircase with Fiona in tow and grabs a torch. DONKEY: You cut me deep, Shrek. Shrek takes her by the shoulders and forcefully shakes her. DONKEY: Why don't you want to talk about it? For emotional support. Shrek's voice echoes throughout the camp and everyone falls silent. Suddenly an accordion begins to play and the Merrymen pop out from the bushes. Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back the curtain. Every night I become this. Shrek suddenly lets go of the branch, tripping Donkey over, and he walks away. Woo, look at that! As he is let into the room by two guards, we can see that the man is abnormally short. FIONA: I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. Take love's true form.". The guests party and dance as Donkey takes over singing the song. I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and Duloc will finally have the perfect king! 'But, uh, I don't have any friends.'. Shrek looks up and spots that the chain is jammed above him. SIDE 1. She's a loaded pistol who likes pia coladas and getting caught in the rain. GINGERBREAD MAN: Well, she's married to the muffin man. 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. An image of Cinderella doing housework flips to a portrait of Cinderella in her ball gown putting on the glass slipper. DONKEY: Shrek, what are you doing? DONKEY: Shrek there's something about her you don't know. Take a good look at me, Donkey. Is that about right? Shrek glances at the soldiers still aiming their crossbows and then turns back to Farquaad. When we met, I didn't think you was just a big, stupid, ugly ogre. Hold on now. Once again everyone else claps. The Latin American Spanish localization of Dreamworks's Shrek is a great example. They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. DONKEY: Uh-uh! If you are author or own the copyright of this book, please report to us by using this DMCA report form. Those stairs won't know which way they're goin'. The old woman steps up to the table. But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it. Onions have layers. A co-production between Spain and Italy, the film is directed by Jos Pozo and written by Angel Pariente, based on the Miguel de Cervantes novel Don Quixote, and features the voices of Andreu Buenafuente, David Fernndez, Sonia Ferrer and Jos Luis Gil. Shrek slides. (walks off). Come on! FARQUAAD: I'm not the monster here, you are. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) Your welcome is officially worn out! Shrek and Fiona kiss and the kiss fades into their wedding kiss. FARQUAAD: Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. OLD WOMAN: Well, I've got a talking donkey. Take it and go before I change my mind. I'll start the plans, for tomorrow we wed! Shrek Greek. The first to climb out, Fiona gracefully slides down to the bottom of the volcano hill. Shrek regresa a su pantano y Burro lo sigue porque quiere que sigan siendo amigos a pesar de todo y le comenta que no debi haber permitido que le quitaran a Fiona. At least we know where the princess is, but where's the Donkey screams and takes off running, narrowly dodging the dragon's fiery breath. Dead. DONKEY: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. Blu-ray $11.96 . Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare -- you name it. Shrek is munching on an onion. Donkey, unable to grab on, falls off but Shrek catches him by the tail. You rescued me! Watch Shrek en Espanol. Donkey looks suspiciously over at the large pile of firewood already piled up. Cut to a storybook that reads "And they lived ugly ever afterTHE END". Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. They never last, do they? The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. Donkeys don't have sleeves. Besides, even if I did tell her that, well, you know-- and I'm not sayin' I do, 'cause I don't -- she's a princess, and I'm Shrek tosses the spit aside and trudges away. - Shrek takes the mug, smashes the spigot off the large barrel of beer and beer floods out, drenching the. MONSIEUR HOOD: Be still, mon cherie, for I am you savior! FIONA: Please. This one's full. I told ya I'd find it. Not a trace Uhh! Mirror, mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? DONKEY: Hmm? Come on, give it up for Snow White! (Farquaad smacks him off the table and a trash can. ) You're great pals, aren't ya? We're going to have a tournament! Fiona le confiesa que ha tenido un hechizo desde nia: de da es humana y de noche una ogresa. A group of birds flocks out the top of the roof, startling Donkey. I helped rescue the princess. Get Script Pastebin for Free Now Even if it is Premium, Shrek in the Backrooms . Farquaad snaps his fingers and is lifted onto his horse by his guard. You're comin' with me. FIONA: But I have to be rescued by my true love! Layers! DONKEY: But, you know, umyou're kind of an ogre. Donkey hops up onto one of the larger beer barrels. Farquaad drops his weapon and looks up. Spanish Lesson Plan. This is really good. SHREK: What you're doing is the opposite of help. FARQUAAD: Uh, Thelonius. Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You're trying to give them a hint and they won't leave. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Look, I'm not gonna eat you. DONKEY: What are you asking me for? They both shrug at each other. (laughs). Shrek turns around and sees that the Seven Dwarves have put Snow White, sleeping in her glass coffin, on the table. Fin". Blue flower, red thorns. She opens her eyes and roars. THE CAPTAIN: That's it. What a terrific surprise! The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. LITTLE PIG: Lord Farquaad. SHREK: Oh, yeah? DONKEY: So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? Bring it in! Fiona sits down determinedly on a nearby rock. Shrek and Fiona walk down the aisle to their awaiting carriage, which is made of a giant onion. He stands up with a huff. Do you know what that thing can do to you? A knight comes from behind Shrek with his spear ready to attack. FIONA: Now you hold still, and I'll yank this thing out. SHREK Oh, come on! Shrek climbs to the top of a tree, using his weight to cause the tree to bend over the river and form a bridge. Fiona walks off, seemingly in a better mood than yesterday. Donkey might just flatter his way out of becoming dragon food. If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns. They're basically lyricists in their own right, in a world . I haven't had a chance to install the seat belts yet. Shrek sits on the hill and gazes out at Duloc until nightfall. What happened to you? Blue flower, red thorns. MIRROR: Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. Shrek snatches the deed out of the hands of a guard and walks away. I'm still afraid of the dark. I won t! You got that kind of "I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me" thing. Farquaad gestures to the man with the prompter card holds up a card that says 'Laugh'. SHREK: Okay, fine. IMDB. Fiona makes eye contact with Shrek before he turns away. When he reaches the table we see that he is too short to see above it. Farquaad gets down on one knee and takes Fiona's hand, pulling her down sharply. DONKEY: I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. I warn ya! Donkeys don't have layers. No! Shrek dispatches a few more knights with ease. He sees that a horde of fairytale creatures have set up camp in his swamp. DONKEY: Blue flower, red thorns. The sooner, the better. They are both startled by Donkey's interruption. A big, stupid, ugly ogre!" Well, this is delicious. You thought wrong! She throws a twig at him as they both laugh, letting go of their balloons. Awful stuff. DONKEY: I hope you heard that. Couldn't have been the donkey. Shrek dodges the fire and runs away, leaping over several rows of chains. However, he becomes very conflicted about this, as he complains of his own inadequacy, claiming an ogre is not fit to rule. Shrek gestures towards the group and Fiona stands with her mouth wide. Donkey escapes deeper into the forest and runs head first into Shrek's backside. DONKEY: Okay, okay, I see it now. Elsewhere, Shrek spots a light in the window of a tower. 45. DONKEY: What's the matter with you? You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. Finally, the Shrek 2 script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz. Donkey leans over him. Geppetto takes the money and walks off. Shrek se da cuenta del malentendido y decide ir por Fiona. Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob. Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can. Play Scripts in Spanish. What are youno! Parfaits. beer barrels. (Donkey pushes Shrek up against the door) Well, maybe you do. The greatest fairy tale never told.. Hmm? Donkey whistles loudly, and Shrek looks up to see Dragon flying overhead. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Suddenly Dragon, with Donkey atop her head, crashes through a large window behind him. Shrek glances over to see if Donkey understands him, but is met with a blank look. (Looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you? Shrek arrives back home. This is the transcript for the 2001 film, Shrek. VILLAGER 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. FIONA: No! Most of our scripts are easy and short, so they are really good for kids and students that don't speak Spanish as their first language. That's it right there. DONKEY: (trailing after Shrek) Oh, you both have layers. Where is everybody? Show me the princess. Donkey interrupts the moment. Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage. Fiona smacks her reflection in the water, which splashes water onto Donkey. Shrek, I'm gonna die. This page provides all possible translations of the word Shrek in almost any language. You handle the dragon. I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good. You were meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying. The bishop gasps, shuts his book, and quietly slinks off. Donkey steps through a rotting board, which falls down into the fiery lava below. The narcissistic furball outlaw from the "Shrek" series is back, and his fame has only grown since we last saw him in 2011s "Puss in Boots.". Onions have layers. MONSIEUR HOOD: Please, monster! Her look turns from nervousness to bemusement, and she awkwardly smiles. Donkey and Shrek turn to each other and burst out laughing. I ain't playing no games. hey don't do that! FARQUAAD: I will have order! Say there's a woman that digs you, right, but you don't really like her that way. DONKEY: Oh, my God! FIONA: It'll take that long? FIONA: I'm sorry, but it has to come out. There's no time. You are what you eat, I said. GUARDS: He's getting away! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. Fiona looks at Donkey, cloaked in shadows, from up above on a platform. DONKEY: Mmm, yeah, you know I like it like that. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. It wasn't no brimstone. FIONA: A little unorthodox I'll admit. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards. Back there. Mar 10, 2020 . Check out our the muffin man shrek selection for the very best in unique or custom, handmade pieces from our shops.. bh. Donkey stops by a river where he finds Dragon crying, both of them happy to see each other. Better out than in, I always say. Shrek stares at Fiona in astonishment, and then grins. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen. The crowd boos. I am Lord Farquaad. Farquaad doesn't listen to the mirror at all, too busy formulating a plan. SHREK: You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. You know what else? There is a montage of their journey. Farquaad arrives on horseback, appearing taller than usual, along with an escort of guards. The mirror shows an image of a giant dragon besides a tower and then of a giant castle surrounded by lava. SoWhen an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush. Fiona starts a playful shoving match with Shrek, with Shrek ultimately flinging her into the bushes. After breaking out of the forest, the group arrives onto a small rise where an old, ruined windmill stands. The mascot runs into a wall and knocks himself out. As far as the story of Shrek 2 goes, it's a natural continuation of the first film in terms of theme and plot. Now it's my turn! SHREK: Good question. 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